The death bed can lead people to speak with great honesty and,inmany cases, humor。
人之將死,其言也真,有時候還會帶點幽默。
1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose。
原諒我,先生。我不是故意這樣做的。
Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentallysteppedonthe foot of her executioner as she went to theguillotine。
出自: 瑪麗·安托瓦內特王后,她上斷頭臺的時候,不小心踩了劊子手一腳。
2. I cant sleep
我睡不著。
Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
3. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrows paper? ‘French Fries!
嗨,伙計們!明天的報紙頭條這樣寫怎樣:“法式炸薯條”!
Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to mrs of the presswhowereto witness his execution。
出自:詹姆斯·弗蘭徹,殺人犯,他被終身判決為上電椅死刑。他對親見他受刑的媒體人員說出了這句話。(注“法式炸薯條”原文‘FrenchFries,此人也姓French,被判坐電椅,所以說自己被炸了。)
4. Its stopped。
它停下來了。
Said by: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse。
出自:約瑟夫·亨利·格林,他摸了摸自己的脈搏。
5. Please dont let me fall。
請不要讓我掉下去。
Said by: Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her partin the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government。
出自:瑪麗· 蘇拉特,她因參與同謀刺殺林肯總統而被處以絞刑。她是美國聯邦政府第一個被處死的女人。
6. Now, now, my good man, this is no time formakingenemies。
現在,現在,我的好兄弟,我可沒時間再樹敵了。
Said by: Voltairewhen asked by a priest to renounce Satan。
出自:伏爾泰,他臨終前,一位牧師請他與撒旦斷絕關系。