What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 42)  我理想的男友標準-修訂版(42歲時)

　　1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

　　2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car

　　3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally

　　4. Nods head when I’m talking

　　5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

　　6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

　　7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

　　8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

　　9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

　　10. Shaves most weekends。

　　1.不太丑(謝頂也可)

　　2.我上車后才開車

　　3.工作穩定-偶爾外出吃飯

　　4.我說話的時候點頭

　　5.通常記得笑話中的妙語

　　6.有足夠的力氣搬家具

　　7.沒有啤酒肚

　　8.不買帶螺旋蓋的香檳

　　9.記得放下馬桶座圈

　　10.大多數周末會刮胡子

What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 52)：我理想的男友標準-修訂版(52歲時)

　　1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

　　2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public

　　3. Doesn’t borrow money too often

　　4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting

　　5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times

　　6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

　　7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

　　8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

　　9. Remembers my name on occasion

　　10. Shaves some weekends。

　　1.保持鼻子和耳朵處的毛發整潔

　　2.不在公共場合打嗝或搔癢

　　3.向別人借錢不要太頻繁

　　4.當我生氣的時候不許打盹睡著

　　5.不要多次重復講同一個笑話

　　6.周末不要一直賴在床上

　　7.常換內衣褲，襪子要成對

　　8.欣賞電視晚餐

　　9.必要時記得我的名字

　　10.有時周末會刮胡子

　　What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 62)我理想的男友標準-修訂版(62歲時)

　　1. Doesn’t scare small children

　　2. Remembers where bathroom is

　　3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep

　　4. Only snores lightly when asleep

　　5. Remem

　　bers why he’s laughing

　　6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

　　7. Usually wears clothes

　　8. Likes soft foods

　　9. Remembers where he left his teeth

　　10. Remembers that it’s the weekend。

　　1.不要嚇唬小孩子

　　2.記得浴室在哪

　　3.不需要太多錢生活

　　4.睡著的時候鼾聲較小

　　5.記得自己為何大笑

　　6. 行動自如

　　7.通常穿著衣服

　　8.喜歡軟的食物

　　9.記得把自己的假牙放哪了

　　10.記得哪天是周末

　　What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 72) 我理想的男友標準-修訂版(72歲時)

　　1. Breathing

　　2. Doesn’t miss the toilet

　　1.活的

　　2.找的到衛生間